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Man....
Every morning, I drink a cup of tea. Not just any kind. But the kind where you put sugar and cream in. Indian style, or actually, I got it from when living in Hong Kong, as the British drank it like that there too.
Anyway.
So I'm working, and I take a sip. Uh oh, it went down my throat wrong. No no no no no, not that tickle at the back of my throat....
By the time I moved my right hand up in front of my mouth, I had already coughed and sprayed tea out of my nose and my mouth.
All over the place.
Right in front of me.
From where I sit, there was a spread pattern of about a foot and a half.
My keyboard was covered, the table space in front of the keyboard was covered, my laptop was completely covered. To the left about a foot, was Krystal's iPod and a couple of my CDs, and the left side speaker. They had traces of spray on them.
So needless to say, I spend like a half an hour cleaning up, soaking up the tea first with moist paper towels to minimize the stickiness of it. Then running everything back over with clean, moist paper towels to clean up the residue, and then drying everything off.
Luckily for me, laptops and keyboards are spill proof anymore, due to idiots like me, spraying all over the place, not just in CS:S, but in real life, with liquid that was supposed to go down my throat and into my stomach. But instead, I perform a spray and pray. Oh it got everything alright. Boom headshot on the laptop.
I hope my stuff isn't completely stuck by tomorrow morning. That would suck.
Every morning, I drink a cup of tea. Not just any kind. But the kind where you put sugar and cream in. Indian style, or actually, I got it from when living in Hong Kong, as the British drank it like that there too.
Anyway.
So I'm working, and I take a sip. Uh oh, it went down my throat wrong. No no no no no, not that tickle at the back of my throat....
By the time I moved my right hand up in front of my mouth, I had already coughed and sprayed tea out of my nose and my mouth.
All over the place.
Right in front of me.
From where I sit, there was a spread pattern of about a foot and a half.
My keyboard was covered, the table space in front of the keyboard was covered, my laptop was completely covered. To the left about a foot, was Krystal's iPod and a couple of my CDs, and the left side speaker. They had traces of spray on them.
So needless to say, I spend like a half an hour cleaning up, soaking up the tea first with moist paper towels to minimize the stickiness of it. Then running everything back over with clean, moist paper towels to clean up the residue, and then drying everything off.
Luckily for me, laptops and keyboards are spill proof anymore, due to idiots like me, spraying all over the place, not just in CS:S, but in real life, with liquid that was supposed to go down my throat and into my stomach. But instead, I perform a spray and pray. Oh it got everything alright. Boom headshot on the laptop.
I hope my stuff isn't completely stuck by tomorrow morning. That would suck.
Trust Understeer to get drinking and breathing confused lol. Joking, I've done the same a few times although I usually manage to get a hand in the way or point head towards the floor.
I bet you at least one person will do the same thing while reading this. Could you imagine that? I laughed but luckily I wasn't drinking anything at the same time. :)
LOL spray and pray i played a game at school once ok? so check this we took a bag of skittles me and 5 other buddys i lined them up and had them open there mouths ok? i put about a fourth of the bag in my mouth closed my eyes jumped spit as much of the skittls as i could in there direction and guess what i got 1 in my friends mouth! w00t the others kinda moved away in fear one would actually land in there mouths... it was cool tho i guess u could call it my version of spray and pray pretty cool game oi? u should try it some time!